I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
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I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
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The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
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