He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
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I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
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Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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