STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
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I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
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I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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