rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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