Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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