Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
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my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
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Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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