we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
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