Taylor Swift is so right about you.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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