Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
This girl is more easily done than said...
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
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I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
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I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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