also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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