yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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