I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
my shit smells like andre
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
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It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
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It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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