I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
