i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
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Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
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Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
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