Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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