Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
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and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
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sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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