Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
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No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
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i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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