I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
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