why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
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I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
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just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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