Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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