47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
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I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
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It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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