Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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