Betty ford says i'm here all night
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
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Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
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I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
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