If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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