dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
I wear drunk well.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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