Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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