At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
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Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
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Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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