a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
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Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
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And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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