Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
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how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
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We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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