Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
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