Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
this just has baby written all over it
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
she pinky promised me she was 18
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I think people are normalizing furries
Randomize
