I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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