he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
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I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
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I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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