State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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