When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Holy shit dude........stairs
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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