Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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