white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I skipped work to stalk him.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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