What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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