i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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