When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
You almost got us killed.
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