right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
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Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
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Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
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