He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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