i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
All the doctor said was why
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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