I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
her facebook's as public as her vagina
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
Randomize
