Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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