Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
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We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
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she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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