I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
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I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
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I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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