It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
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He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
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orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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