He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
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I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
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She made me pour olive oil on her.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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