He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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