I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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