Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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