I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
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Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
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from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
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So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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