let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
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He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
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You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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