Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
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I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
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I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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