Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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