Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
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Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
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While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
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