Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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